| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #122 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 27 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #8 | googly eye | 4,523 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #4 | pat of butter | 7,184 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |