| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #11 | beer basted brat | 65 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #49 | hand grenegg | 6 |
| #40 | lead necklace | 207 |
| #6 | lead yo-yo | 207 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #77 | oversized pipe | 207 |
| #295 | procrastination potion | 239 |
| #11 | red plastic baby | 65 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1332 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
Wow, that's 1,022 items total!
what items are this player missing?