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#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1036	nanite-infested candy cane	10
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
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#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1