Galliope

RankItemQuantity
#34130669 scroll25
#60333398 scroll15
#242334 scroll28
#9764067 scroll7
#106668 scroll13
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#861Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots2
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#282Necrotelicomnicon2
#612PADL Phone1
#471Sinful Desires1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#478awful poetry journal187
#269black velvet box1
#333blundarrrbus1
#1660cheap toaster1
#72clockwork claws1
#93clockwork sheet1
#65clockwork spine1
#245cursed dirty joke scroll5
#819disembodied brain1
#653disintegrating quill pen3
#519disturbing fanfic184
#503divine noisemaker2
#245dusty animal jawbone1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#433frozen Mob Penguin2
#642ga-ga radio1
#99giant book of ancient carols1
#426icy-hot katana1
#529inkwell3
#499kickback cookbook1
#12library card310
#877loose teeth20
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#150pirate pamphlet1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#460scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil2
#633scroll of drastic healing68
#1414skeleton bone1
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#822spiked femur1
#193star throwing star1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#525tattered scrap of paper5
#501teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#1749whoopie cushion2
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1

Wow, that's 917 items total!

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