| #341 | 30669 scroll | 25 |
| #602 | 33398 scroll | 15 |
| #241 | 334 scroll | 28 |
| #97 | 64067 scroll | 7 |
| #106 | 668 scroll | 13 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #858 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #479 | awful poetry journal | 187 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #244 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 5 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #653 | disintegrating quill pen | 3 |
| #519 | disturbing fanfic | 184 |
| #502 | divine noisemaker | 2 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #527 | inkwell | 3 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #12 | library card | 310 |
| #876 | loose teeth | 20 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #457 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 2 |
| #635 | scroll of drastic healing | 68 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #524 | tattered scrap of paper | 5 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |