| #401 | Spam Witch sammich | 82 |
| #395 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 4 |
| #14 | acoustic guitarrr | 475 |
| #6 | buoybottoms | 254 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #430 | clown skin | 11 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 117 |
| #10 | costume sword | 111 |
| #188 | curmudgel | 7 |
| #4 | enormous hoop earring | 285 |
| #81 | fish-liver oil | 400 |
| #12 | gold lamé pants | 100 |
| #9 | grassy cutlass | 169 |
| #38 | inflatable duck | 121 |
| #300 | oversized pizza cutter | 24 |
| #319 | ridiculously huge sword | 42 |
| #199 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 11 |
| #89 | solid gold pegleg | 80 |
| #110 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 197 |
| #65 | third-hand nunchaku | 8 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #7 | true grit | 549 |
| #68 | witty rapier | 134 |