| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #631 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 6 |
| #204 | Hell ramen | 22 |
| #203 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 20 |
| #238 | bätzle | 3 |
| #417 | carob chunks | 8 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #483 | decorative fountain | 7 |
| #450 | dill | 89 |
| #1005 | dry noodles | 3 |
| #800 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #691 | filthy knitted dread sack | 3 |
| #675 | hemp string | 4 |
| #749 | herbs | 5 |
| #591 | lime | 9 |
| #351 | meat paste | 129 |
| #305 | necklace chain | 8 |
| #633 | patchouli incense stick | 8 |
| #649 | phat turquoise bead | 3 |
| #358 | piercing post | 4 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #405 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #328 | salty dog | 30 |
| #25 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 561 |
| #22 | shot of orange schnapps | 731 |
| #42 | shot of tomato schnapps | 218 |
| #397 | slap and tickle | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #574 | tambourine bells | 3 |
| #2986 | toast | 3 |
| #563 | wad of tofu | 3 |
| #550 | windchimes | 6 |
Wow, that's 1,900 items total!
what items are this player missing?