| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #216 | Newbiesport™ tent | 13 |
| #198 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #270 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 16 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 13 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #387 | Typical Tavern swill | 10 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #111 | blue glowstick | 14 |
| #1727 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #422 | burst hellseal brain | 10 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #117 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #99 | old bronzer | 3 |
| #100 | old eyebrow pencil | 3 |
| #104 | old rosewater cream | 3 |
| #1635 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #504 | pool cue | 9 |
| #704 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #761 | pretty flower | 56 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #246 | torn hellseal sinew | 22 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |