| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1401 | Crimbuck | 250 |
| #460 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #38 | Valentine | 1,700 |
| #68 | black velvet box | 11 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #4500 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1339 | delicious salad | 7 |
| #134 | duct tape wallet | 16 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #298 | strange shiny disc | 15 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #265 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 6 |