| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #189 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #218 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #121 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #150 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #132 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #190 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #364 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #327 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |