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| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #187 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #328 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |