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| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #864 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #692 | 334 scroll | 3 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1715 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #524 | acoustic guitarrr | 5 |
| #713 | adder bladder | 2 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #478 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 6 |
| #523 | ancient protein powder | 3 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #992 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #896 | astral mushroom | 4 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #822 | bat guano | 2 |
| #432 | bat wing | 24 |
| #521 | batblade | 3 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #682 | beer bomb | 10 |
| #462 | beer bong | 2 |
| #556 | beer helmet | 2 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #529 | bejeweled pledge pin | 4 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #476 | bit-o-cactus | 3 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #533 | black greaves | 2 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #567 | black sword | 2 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #958 | box | 2 |
| #154 | brainy skull | 3 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |