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| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #865 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #693 | 334 scroll | 3 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1714 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #525 | acoustic guitarrr | 5 |
| #714 | adder bladder | 2 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #477 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 6 |
| #524 | ancient protein powder | 3 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #679 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #998 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #893 | astral mushroom | 4 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #823 | bat guano | 2 |
| #434 | bat wing | 24 |
| #523 | batblade | 3 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #684 | beer bomb | 10 |
| #465 | beer bong | 2 |
| #561 | beer helmet | 2 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #532 | bejeweled pledge pin | 4 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #479 | bit-o-cactus | 3 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #534 | black greaves | 2 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #571 | black sword | 2 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #952 | box | 2 |
| #152 | brainy skull | 3 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |