| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #368 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #306 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #351 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 5 |
| #645 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 2 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #460 | ant agonist | 3 |
| #773 | antique spear | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2127 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #770 | bat guano | 3 |
| #903 | bat wing | 2 |
| #874 | batgut | 7 |
| #543 | beer lens | 2 |
| #852 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #551 | bit-o-cactus | 2 |
| #668 | bloody clown pants | 4 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #870 | bottle of tequila | 9 |
| #725 | bottle of vodka | 10 |
| #1056 | bottle of whiskey | 7 |
| #952 | box | 2 |
| #563 | boxed wine | 24 |
| #247 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #52 | brick of sand | 34 |
| #646 | briefcase | 2 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #705 | bugbear bungguard | 4 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #442 | cactus fruit | 2 |
| #150 | can of black paint | 2 |
| #463 | carbonated water lily | 4 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #901 | cast | 3 |
| #568 | centipede eggs | 2 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #744 | cog | 13 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #725 | dense meat stack | 15 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1533 | disco mask | 2 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #497 | displaced fish | 4 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #581 | drum machine | 3 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #781 | dwarf bread | 4 |
| #573 | empty meat tank | 2 |
| #375 | enchanted barbell | 3 |
| #849 | evil golden arch | 2 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #157 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 52 |