| #24 | "honey" dipper | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #348 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #96 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #20 | amphibious tophat | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #16 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #644 | brick | 56 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |