| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #727 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic sword | 3 |
| #9 | tomato | 100,003 |
| #6 | wad of dough | 100,016 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |