Strong Beard

RankItemQuantity
#6origami riding crop1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1798tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf4
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#1511tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#2067tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#1493tiny plastic Boss Bat3
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1148tiny plastic Felonia4
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2788tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#1148tiny plastic Knob Goblin King4
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#2744tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#2056tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#76tiny plastic angry goat184
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#1813tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball10
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2767tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#1778tiny plastic demoninja4
#70tiny plastic drunk goat82
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#2183tiny plastic fluffy bunny3
#1713tiny plastic fruit golem4
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#4853tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#2823tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#3971tiny plastic leprechaun4
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2816tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#6200tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#2751tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#2763tiny plastic warwelf2
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#477toy deathbot2
#546toy maglev monorail2
#606unstable laser battery58
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#2456vitachoconutriment capsule4

Wow, that's 462 items total!

what items are this player missing?