| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #554 | 334 scroll | 6 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #378 | ant agonist | 5 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #427 | asbestos ore | 14 |
| #504 | bloody beer | 13 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #438 | displaced fish | 6 |
| #849 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 9 |
| #405 | mugcake | 4 |
| #191 | pack of chewing gum | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #895 | radium-flavored potato chips | 9 |
| #802 | saucepan | 32 |
| #865 | seal-clubbing club | 16 |
| #473 | seal-skull helmet | 18 |
| #743 | skeleton bone | 25 |
| #706 | spider web | 19 |
| #538 | spooky mushroom | 93 |
| #29 | spring | 1,779 |
| #389 | sprocket | 61 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #58 | theoretical string | 456 |
| #1656 | toast | 191 |
| #47 | toy hoverpad | 459 |
| #406 | urinal cake | 4 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #4 | white balloon | 1,275,399 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #808 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 11 |
Wow, that's 1,278,654 items total!
what items are this player missing?