| #290 | "DRINK ME" potion | 59 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #656 | Crimbuck | 1,450 |
| #255 | El Vibrato power sphere | 4 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #103 | Pokëmann band-aid | 10 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #471 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #325 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 3 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #435 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 24 |
| #1011 | empty agua de vida bottle | 18 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #228 | green clay bead | 53 |
| #1046 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #390 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #282 | memory of a G | 2 |
| #270 | memory of an A | 2 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #841 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #236 | pink clay bead | 82 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #228 | purple clay bead | 17 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #241 | shredded hellseal hide | 21 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #197 | torn hellseal sinew | 33 |
| #655 | useless powder | 132 |
| #1124 | valuable trinket | 39 |