Malthan

RankItemQuantity
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#60Elron's Explosive Etude2
#84Frosty's arm1
#213Frosty's carrot1
#264Frosty's frosty mug6
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#176Hodgman's blanket8
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#63Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top2
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#217Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#200Ol' Scratch's salad fork7
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#204Wand of Oscus1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#50Zombo's grievous greaves2
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#108bowl of fishysoisse8
#3540box of sunshine19
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#170extra-greasy slider14
#90frozen banquet20
#461jar of fermented pickle juice3
#301jar of squeeze3
#384lewd playing card6
#5long pork2,001
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#168scotch on the rocks1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#220tin cup of mulligan stew5
#471voodoo snuff2

Wow, that's 2,145 items total!

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