| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1643 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #780 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #652 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #444 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #306 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #418 | solid gold pegleg | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1005 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1749 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |