| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #92 | Ram's Face Lager | 808 |
| #26 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 226 |
| #79 | crazy little Turkish delight | 440 |
| #84 | ga-ga radio | 80 |
| #10 | hippo whip | 194 |
| #38 | hippopotamus skin | 628 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1183 | rogue swarmer | 47 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #10 | whip kit | 636 |