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#92	Ram's Face Lager	808
#26	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	226
#78	crazy little Turkish delight	440
#85	ga-ga radio	80
#10	hippo whip	194
#38	hippopotamus skin	628
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#2525	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#1929	nanite-infested eggnog	3
#1024	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#1394	polyalloy shield	3
#1182	rogue swarmer	47
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#10	whip kit	636