| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | January's Garbage Tote | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 4 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | aerogel accordion | 3 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #5 | aerogel anvil | 2 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #4 | aerogel attache case | 2 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #28 | exploding cigar | 616 |
| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | portable pantogram | 1 |
| #86 | quantum of familiar | 4 |
| #9 | ratskin pajama pants | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |