| #798 | Amulet of Yendor | 17 |
| #1010 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #830 | bag of airline peanuts | 31 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #3448 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #442 | enchanted barbell | 2 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #470 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #115 | green balloon | 100 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #801 | joybuzzer | 32 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #1467 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 6 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #703 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 30 |
| #988 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 21 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #985 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #980 | spices | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #568 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #1382 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1274 | wind-up chattering teeth | 12 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1329 | x-ray specs | 2 |