| #798 | Amulet of Yendor | 17 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #831 | bag of airline peanuts | 31 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #3446 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #441 | enchanted barbell | 2 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #115 | green balloon | 100 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #801 | joybuzzer | 32 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #1469 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 6 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #704 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 30 |
| #989 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 21 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #979 | spices | 2 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #567 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #1384 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1273 | wind-up chattering teeth | 12 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |