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| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #16 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 2 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #33 | Eye and a Twist | 2 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #12 | Humanitini | 16 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #510 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 18 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
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| #83 | beertini | 29 |
| #75 | blood and blood | 2 |
| #72 | bottle of Crimbognac | 5 |
| #7 | chocotini | 15 |
| #634 | corpsetini | 8 |
| #149 | donated booze | 87 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #60 | gamma nog | 27 |
| #22 | gibson | 78 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #9 | martini | 3,118 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #61 | mini-martini | 21 |
| #9 | nothingtini | 16 |
| #81 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #32 | twist of lime | 30 |
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| #51 | vodka martini | 127 |