| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #663 | Ent cider | 7 |
| #141 | Hell ramen | 44 |
| #935 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #2217 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 6 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2316 | Yummy Tummy bean | 18 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #64 | bow | 6 |
| #435 | broken cellular phone | 5 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #574 | fruitcake | 39 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #738 | mafia aria | 23 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #113 | severed rocking horse head | 4 |
| #843 | support cummerbund | 5 |