| 🥉 | 4-dimensional fez | 73 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #8 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 465 |
| #118 | Crimbo dinner | 2 |
| #98 | Crimbo food scraps | 63 |
| #103 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 31 |
| #137 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| #9 | D roll | 1,853 |
| #5 | Friendliness Beverage | 1,551 |
| #6 | How to Play Othello | 213 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1,311 |
| #9 | New Zealand iced tea | 2,192 |
| 🥇 | Othello's dagger | 1,119 |
| 🥇 | Othello's handkerchief | 1,124 |
| 🥇 | Othello's military jacket | 907 |
| #6 | Roman sadnals | 94 |
| #6 | Strix stix | 502 |
| #18 | TI-9000 calculator | 144 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 3 |
| 🥈 | Trainbot circuitry | 8,096 |
| #7 | Trainbot harness | 16 |
| 🥇 | Trainbot linkages | 9,846 |
| 🥉 | Trainbot luggage hook | 92 |
| #4 | Trainbot optics | 1,587 |
| 🥈 | Trainbot plating | 9,716 |
| #5 | Trainbot radar monocle | 41 |
| #75 | Trainbot servomotors | 25 |
| #4 | Trainbot slag | 2,256 |
| #89 | Trainbot tubing | 19 |
| #14 | Z-Bone steak | 225 |
| #5 | baloney rotgut | 468 |
| #5 | banjo kazoo mount | 234 |
| #6 | birdbone corset | 70 |
| #6 | blue grass | 753 |
| #7 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 68 |
| #42 | bowl of Jeal-O | 244 |
| #5 | bronze polish | 262 |
| #10 | candy cigarette | 329 |
| #6 | carton of gaspers | 407 |
| #22 | centurion helmet | 4 |
| #119 | cinnamon machine oil | 24 |
| #8 | corrupted bird DNA | 15 |
| #8 | crident | 140 |
| #86 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #4 | diluted makeup | 1,070 |
| #7 | discarded swimming trunks | 75 |
| #6 | dove DNA | 14 |
| #101 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 55 |
| 🥉 | droll monocle | 736 |
| #5 | droppable microphone | 36 |
| 🥇 | ear poison | 37,533 |
| #9 | extremely confusing manual | 57 |
| #5 | filthy monkey head | 293 |
| 🥉 | foam pistol | 50 |
| #14 | gelatinous meat mass | 8 |
| 🥈 | ghost beer | 355 |
| 🥈 | ghostly dagger | 137 |
| #7 | gladiator tunica | 97 |
| #8 | grip key | 37 |
| 🥉 | hamlet sandwich | 12,323 |
| 🥇 | hawk | 8,664 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | heavy crown | 8,670 |
| #4 | hep waders | 39 |
| #75 | honey-drenched ham slice | 60 |
| 🥉 | impure gasoline | 1,089 |
| #111 | industrially-crushed ice | 5 |
| #15 | jive turkey leg | 269 |
| #5 | kiwi beak | 383 |
| #4 | law-abiding citizen cane | 162 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #9 | legitimate business on the beach | 630 |
| #59 | lost elf luggage | 79 |
| #5 | madius | 101 |
| #81 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 48 |
| 🥉 | non-aged vinegar | 588 |
| #6 | pile of Trainbot parts | 9,987 |
| #4 | ping-pong ball | 7,247 |
| #4 | ping-pong paddle | 232 |
| #5 | pixel banana | 149 |
| 🥈 | pixel bread | 670 |
| #12 | pixel hat | 179 |
| #8 | pixel pants | 60 |
| #6 | pixel shield | 92 |
| 🥇 | pixellated candy heart | 17,912 |
| 🥇 | portable Othello set | 30 |
| #21 | pteruges | 4 |
| #18 | purple pixel pie | 359 |
| 🥉 | radiator heater shield | 100 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #7 | salt wages | 817 |
| #10 | sentient meat mass | 6 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #4 | silent pea shooter | 866 |
| #136 | sponge cake | 5 |
| #10 | spray chrome | 100 |
| #114 | steamed oyster | 4 |
| 🥉 | stink-penny | 7,468 |
| #37 | strange helix fossil | 2 |
| 🥈 | super-absorbent tarp | 81 |
| #6 | tarnished bottlecap | 717 |
| #5 | throwing candy | 770 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| 🥇 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 783 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #15 | unidentified drink | 467 |
| #4 | unquiet spirits | 894 |
| 🥉 | unsanitized scalpel | 109 |
| #9 | unused soap | 313 |
| 🥉 | vampire pellet | 117 |
| #7 | viral DNA | 531 |
| 🥈 | white pixel | 185,966 |
| #16 | zombie dinosaur egg | 11 |