| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #876 | Angry Farmer candy | 50 |
| #513 | Hell ramen | 2 |
| #591 | Meleegra™ pills | 11 |
| #622 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 30 |
| #554 | chaos butterfly | 200 |
| #215 | hot hi mein | 2 |
| #224 | hot wad | 20 |
| #887 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #955 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #971 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #713 | plot hole | 50 |
| #228 | stench wad | 20 |
| #960 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #709 | thin black candle | 100 |