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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
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| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
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| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
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| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
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| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #479 | jumbo olive | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #809 | lime | 2 |
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| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #232 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
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| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
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| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |