| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #728 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 22 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #36 | bow | 9 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #892 | kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #403 | mafia aria | 59 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #64 | severed rocking horse head | 8 |
| #576 | support cummerbund | 10 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |