| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #114 | Knob pasty | 5 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #814 | delicious salad | 32 |
| #532 | dense meat stack | 68 |
| #585 | disassembled clover | 73 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #191 | divine can of silly string | 124 |
| #225 | divine champagne flute | 45 |
| #179 | divine champagne popper | 42 |
| #207 | divine cracker | 37 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #622 | piece of wedding cake | 6 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #972 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #680 | roasted marshmallow | 28 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #795 | skeleton bone | 20 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #260 | tasty tart | 6 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #966 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #106 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 9 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2295 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |