Captain Crooks

RankItemQuantity
#93Arrrmetia trading card2
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#684Penultimate Fantasy chest6
#129Spirit Precipice1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#112basic meat crossbow1
#96bubble bauble bow1
#66bubblewrap crossbow1
#108buffalo blade1
#98can cannon1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#56cardboard crossbow1
#77carob cannon1
#452chrome crossbow1
#68clockwork crossbow1
#706crowbarrr1
#104curdflinger1
#49dense meat crossbow1
#79dripping meat crossbow1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#340eyepatch20
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#905flaregun1
#80goulauncher1
#4grease gun284
#62hot cross bow1
#670leotarrrd1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#120office-supply crossbow1
#104pestoblade1
#143potato pistol1
#812potted cactus1
#77projectile icemaker1
#72repeating crossbow1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#39savory crossbow1
#90shuddersword1
#460star crossbow1
#420star sword1
#67starchy crossbow1
#7011stuffed Cheshire bitten3
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#5285stuffed baby gravy fairy6
#6180stuffed cocoabo4
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#5338stuffed frozen gravy fairy6
#5292stuffed hand turkey6
#5305stuffed mind flayer6
#844stuffed ninja snowman4
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#1780stuffed shoulder parrot10
#5797stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#6909stuffed snowy owl3
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#5739stuffed stinky gravy fairy5
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#41styrofoam crossbow1
#373sunken chest37
#394swashbuckling pants10
#2475toy ray gun1

Wow, that's 473 items total!

what items are this player missing?