| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #129 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #65 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #58 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #120 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 18 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #21 | big slimy cyst | 66 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #95 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 18 |
| #46 | hardened slime belt | 3 |
| #78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| #79 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #142 | sandwich of the gods | 18 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #30 | slime-soaked brain | 7 |
| #26 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 8 |
| #60 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 4 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |