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\n** - Calculations were double-checked by several Attention Deficit Demons.
\n*** - Depends on user's definition of \"best.\" May vary from dictionary definition.
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Rank	Item	Quantity
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
🥈	carbonite visor	1
🥈	laser cannon	1
🥈	plexifoam chin strap	1
🥈	polymorphic fastening apparatus	1
🥈	set of Unobtainium straps	1
🥈	silicon-infused gluteal shield	1