| #261 | 30669 scroll | 39 |
| #435 | 33398 scroll | 36 |
| #112 | 334 scroll | 68 |
| #717 | Angry Farmer candy | 79 |
| #53 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 81 |
| #994 | Daffy Taffy | 24 |
| #40 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 88 |
| #777 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 68 |
| #231 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 84 |
| #26 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 41 |
| #34 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 347 |
| #9 | Mae West | 383 |
| #498 | Meleegra™ pills | 15 |
| #464 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 76 |
| #54 | Mon Tiki | 47 |
| #273 | Monstar energy beverage | 20 |
| #1442 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 23 |
| #144 | Oil of Parrrlay | 23 |
| #84 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 18 |
| #38 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 74 |
| #1473 | Rock Pops | 23 |
| #145 | Swabbie™ swab | 32 |
| #577 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 78 |
| #158 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 36 |
| #1663 | Yummy Tummy bean | 66 |
| #185 | all-purpose cleaner | 52 |
| #195 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 40 |
| #63 | calle de miel | 37 |
| #183 | chocolate filthy lucre | 43 |
| #78 | ducha de oro | 29 |
| #142 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 152 |
| #101 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 222 |
| #66 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 331 |
| #119 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 191 |
| #74 | dusty bottle of Port | 318 |
| #70 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 283 |
| #189 | fetid feather | 54 |
| #204 | flaming feather | 63 |
| #303 | flirtatious feather | 21 |
| #230 | frightful feather | 44 |
| #237 | frigid ninja stars | 194 |
| #226 | frozen feather | 50 |
| #114 | fuzzbump | 41 |
| #293 | gauze garter | 30 |
| #32 | gimlet | 35 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #115 | handful of pine needles | 200 |
| #167 | handful of sawdust | 52 |
| #82 | horizontal tango | 38 |
| #1911 | killing feather | 22 |
| #400 | marzipan skull | 27 |
| #617 | meat stack | 18 |
| #361 | meat vortex | 103 |
| #254 | melted Jell-o shot | 9 |
| #256 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 16 |
| #107 | perpendicular hula | 27 |
| #282 | phonics down | 291 |
| #258 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 130 |
| #460 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #117 | pink pony | 34 |
| #370 | plot hole | 329 |
| #267 | probability potion | 280 |
| #324 | procrastination potion | 188 |
| #20 | prussian cathouse | 106 |
| #122 | redrum | 17 |
| #560 | roasted marshmallow | 43 |
| #93 | rockin' wagon | 35 |
| #2055 | rogue swarmer | 26 |
| #124 | roll in the hay | 43 |
| #177 | rum and cola | 12 |
| #404 | sake bomb | 24 |
| #108 | sausage bomb | 20 |
| #444 | scroll of drastic healing | 129 |
| #213 | skeleton key | 37 |
| #80 | slip 'n' slide | 44 |
| #505 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 200 |
| #498 | super-spiky hair gel | 126 |
| #660 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #23 | teqiwila slammer | 53 |
| #275 | tequila grenade | 15 |
| #661 | thin black candle | 117 |
| #585 | tiny house | 232 |
| #421 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 6 |
| #2126 | unstable laser battery | 23 |
| #1508 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #297 | vodka and cranberry | 7 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #749 | water pipe bomb | 10 |
| #243 | whiskey and cola | 9 |
| #69 | white Canadian | 72 |
| #1080 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #44 | yellow brick road | 38 |