| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #561 | banana | 7 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2268 | box of sunshine | 52 |
| #470 | bunch of bananas | 8 |
| #26 | bungle in the jungle | 80 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #494 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 20 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #48 | happiness | 130 |
| #300 | jar of swamp gas | 171 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |