| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #78 | bottlecap turtle | 4 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #325 | frozen Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |