| #508 | 33398 scroll | 24 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #369 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 20 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #261 | Meleegra™ pills | 40 |
| #236 | Orcish frat-paddle | 13 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #940 | awful poetry journal | 37 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #130 | banana-frosted king cake | 18 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #268 | blue glowstick | 6 |
| #95 | brown plastic baby | 8 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #49 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 22 |
| #210 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #1521 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #1382 | disturbing fanfic | 9 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #396 | fat stacks of cash | 21 |
| #157 | filthy pestle | 22 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #2317 | killing feather | 6 |
| #510 | kneecapping stick | 24 |
| #556 | leather chaps | 2 |
| #587 | leather mask | 4 |
| #406 | meat vortex | 84 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #249 | pink glowstick | 9 |
| #78 | pink plastic baby | 6 |
| #207 | purple glowstick | 8 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #571 | royal jelly | 7 |
| #135 | shingle | 69 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #496 | string of blue beads | 24 |
| #528 | string of green beads | 23 |
| #528 | string of red beads | 22 |
| #59 | tattered paper crown | 5 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #193 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 9 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |