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\nThose with slightly broader horizons know that the quality of a drink isn't measured solely in how bad a hangover it gives you, but how good it makes you feel. A drink that causes instant vomiting, for example, is more useful in Poison Control than in a bar. The Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster gives you all of the pleasant effects of alcohol, while shunting most of the nasty aftereffects to a parallel you in another dimension.

\nJust know that any time you drink one, there's a decent chance a parallel you in another dimension is drinking one, too. Mwa-ha-ha.","booze",true,200,"Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters",{"_16":17,"_18":70,"_20":71},227,{"_22":72,"_11":73,"_25":74,"_27":75,"_29":76,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":77,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},2074,"anniversary chutney sculpture","chutsculpture",787455549,"This is a small sculpture lovingly crafted out of chutney. It's given as a gift to those with the fortitude to stick around the Kingdom for a full year. Chutney is the traditional gift for first anniversaries because it embodies the past year of new experiences and exotic encounters, much like the combination of mango and spices. Thanks for sticking around, and happy anniversary!",10,{"_16":17,"_18":79,"_20":80},2,{"_22":81,"_11":82,"_25":83,"_27":84,"_29":85,"_31":86,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":77,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":87,"_54":36,"_55":36},2078,"anniversary concrete fedora","concretehat",691883044,"This is a hat made out of durable, shiny, hefty concrete. It tells the world that its bearer has spent five years in the Kingdom of Loathing!\n

\nConcrete is the traditional gift for fifth anniversaries, because after five years you're definitely hardened, smooth, and in for the long haul. Happy anniversary, and you're starting to scare us!","hat","concrete fedorae",{"_16":89,"_18":90,"_20":91},3,1454,{"_22":92,"_11":93,"_25":94,"_27":95,"_29":96,"_31":39,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":66,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":47,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":97,"_54":36,"_55":36},2827,"anniversary gift box","pressie",277422118,"Oooh, a gift box! What's inside? I'll bet it's an awesome gift for you, because you've been hanging out in the Kingdom for so long!","anniversary gift boxes",{"_16":17,"_18":79,"_20":99},{"_22":100,"_11":101,"_25":102,"_27":103,"_29":104,"_31":105,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":77,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},3837,"anniversary safety glass vest","glassvest",744630945,"This is a stylish vest made out of smooth, shiny, safety glass. It is bestowed only on those adventurers who have made the Kingdom of Loathing their home for six full years. Safety glass is the traditional gift for sixth anniversaries because even if the years have shattered you, you're still able to hold it all together on the outside. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around! Can you believe you're still here? Can you believe we're still here? Wow. Just . . . wow.","shirt",{"_16":57,"_18":107,"_20":108},926,{"_22":109,"_11":110,"_25":111,"_27":112,"_29":113,"_31":114,"_33":34,"_35":66,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":115,"_48":47,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":116,"_54":36,"_55":36},2737,"enchanted leopard-print barbell","lepbell",898724678,"This is a comically-over-sized barbell of the sort favored by burly, mustachioed men in striped singlets. It's no dumbbell, though; it practically crackles with mystical energy. Not only that, but it's covered in the most suave and moxious of fabrics: leopard print.","spleen",300,"enchanted leopard-print barbells",{"_16":17,"_18":118,"_20":119},84,{"_22":120,"_11":121,"_25":122,"_27":123,"_29":124,"_31":125,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":66,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":47,"_50":36,"_51":66,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},4574,"panicked kernel","kernel",719542869,"This small seed-like nugget twitches and shivers in your hand. It's a little like one of those jumping beans from South of the Border, except way more nervous-seeming.","fam",{"_16":127,"_18":128,"_20":129},7,967,{"_22":130,"_11":131,"_25":132,"_27":133,"_29":134,"_31":135,"_33":34,"_35":66,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":136,"_48":47,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":137,"_54":36,"_55":36},2735,"sandwich of the gods","sammich",646801760,"The gods, as myth and legend would have it, spend all their time up in their mountaintop hidey-hole eating ambrosia and drinking nectar. Clearly, the people who write myths and legends missed the main meal of the gods and were only invited for the dessert course. I mean, the gods would be buzzing around like hummingbirds if all they ever ate and drank was pure sugar.

\nThis sandwich, then, is two slices of the toast of the gods enfolding a thick slice of the olive loaf of the gods, and a thick wedge of the processed cheese food of the gods.\n","food",100,"sandwiches of the godses","nameChanges",[],"sort","totalItems",27,"actionData","errors"]

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