| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #55 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 33 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |