| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1530 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #984 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1138 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #140 | filthy hippy poncho | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #82 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 2 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #523 | old coin purse | 4 |
| #518 | old leather wallet | 4 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1382 | pretty flower | 7 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #199 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 2 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1183 | yellow candy heart | 2 |