| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #102 | makeshift cape | 3 |
| #133 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |