| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |