| #1520 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #311 | Oil of Parrrlay | 5 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #259 | acoustic guitarrr | 15 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #427 | arrrgyle socks | 5 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #246 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #181 | buoybottoms | 5 |
| #322 | burnt flower | 4 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #212 | cursed black pearl onion | 8 |
| #202 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 8 |
| #252 | cursed bottle of rum | 6 |
| #202 | cursed cannonball | 6 |
| #207 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 7 |
| #182 | cursed sea biscuit | 10 |
| #193 | cursed voodoo skull | 7 |
| #184 | enormous hoop earring | 7 |
| #414 | eyepatch | 14 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #327 | grassy cutlass | 2 |
| #171 | grog | 12 |
| #140 | grungy bandana | 8 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #361 | pirate pelvis | 7 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #165 | solid gold pegleg | 32 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #781 | sunken chest | 8 |
| #62 | toast | 50,327 |
| #218 | true grit | 12 |
| #1009 | white lightning | 2 |