| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #468 | acid-squirting flower | 6 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #161 | twinkly nuggets | 172 |
| #626 | twinkly wad | 57 |