| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #13 | disembodied smile | 318 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |