| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #8 | Spooky Temple map | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |