| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #13 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 61 |
| #13 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 60 |
| #6 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 4,242 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #60 | club necklace | 61 |
| #34 | diamond necklace | 88 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #33 | epic wad | 23 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #219 | heart necklace | 25 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #62 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 124 |