| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1,000 |
| 🥇 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 77,777 |
| #11 | Mad Train wine | 33,614 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #5 | dented harmonica | 5,134 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | killing feather | 7,000 |
| 🥇 | mugcake | 16,777,215 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |