| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| 🥇 | Gnollish pie tin | 395,238 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #805 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #281 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 390 |
| #233 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 21 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #194 | bejeweled cufflinks | 21 |
| 🥈 | black pension check | 13,646 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #603 | blue plasma ball | 31 |
| #2258 | box of sunshine | 53 |
| #436 | club necklace | 15 |
| #350 | coffin lid | 3 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #366 | demon skin | 24 |
| #51 | demon whip | 2 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #620 | diamond necklace | 11 |
| #33 | duct tape wallet | 143 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #759 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 9 |
| #304 | fancy opera glasses | 14 |
| #294 | giant designer sunglasses | 15 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #5 | meat st‰¿bing club | 2,974 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #69 | pixel cross | 12 |
| #63 | pixel holy water | 14 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #93 | pixellated moneybag | 14 |
| #325 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 19 |
| #441 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 16 |
| #859 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #821 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| 🥉 | software glitch | 189 |
| #557 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #742 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 59 |
| #523 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 80 |
| #1050 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 46 |
| #752 | stuffed Meat | 62 |
| #886 | stuffed angry cow | 54 |
| #740 | stuffed astral badger | 64 |
| #529 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 84 |
| #777 | stuffed cocoabo | 58 |
| #681 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 68 |
| #769 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 63 |
| #639 | stuffed hand turkey | 72 |
| #458 | stuffed key | 126 |
| #728 | stuffed mind flayer | 66 |
| #721 | stuffed mink | 65 |
| #827 | stuffed monocle | 56 |
| #913 | stuffed scary death orb | 54 |
| #534 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 83 |
| #688 | stuffed snowy owl | 65 |
| #675 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 69 |
| #590 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 75 |
| #735 | stuffed teddy butler | 64 |
| #738 | stuffed tin of caviar | 65 |
| #476 | stuffed treasure chest | 120 |
| #695 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 68 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #6 | vampire glitter | 53 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #46 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #309 | wooden stakes | 9 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |