| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #158 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 43 |
| #1569 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 19 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1069 | Yummy Tummy bean | 147 |
| #247 | bottle of goofballs | 91 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #105 | meat paste | 6,650 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1240 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1643 | vinegar | 1 |