Horktastic

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#182Mylar balloon1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#679anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#183babycakes1
#1029balloon monkey1
#26ballroom blintz661
#607blue glowstick2
#125blue velvet cake1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#2499easter egg balloon7
#1610flashing novelty button1
#594green balloon2
#765green glowstick2
#1045heart-shaped balloon2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#690mugcake1
#807party hat1
#682personalized birthday cake2
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#90rat head balloon1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#152stuffed yeti1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#78thought balloon2
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#728urinal cake1
#903white balloon1
#582yellow glowstick2

Wow, that's 756 items total!

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