| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #62 | Hell ramen | 179 |
| #38 | Imp Ale | 8,063 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #134 | brown plastic baby | 5 |
| #77 | bunch of bananas | 71 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #204 | duct tape wallet | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1403 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 8 |
| #1498 | ice-cold Willer | 2 |
| #964 | ice-cold fotie | 6 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #310 | jar of swamp gas | 156 |
| #815 | jazz soap | 30 |
| #361 | llama lama gong | 2 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #298 | strange shiny disc | 15 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |