| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #63 | Hell ramen | 179 |
| #39 | Imp Ale | 8,063 |
| #915 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #135 | brown plastic baby | 5 |
| #77 | bunch of bananas | 71 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #204 | duct tape wallet | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1401 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 8 |
| #1496 | ice-cold Willer | 2 |
| #966 | ice-cold fotie | 6 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #310 | jar of swamp gas | 156 |
| #815 | jazz soap | 30 |
| #361 | llama lama gong | 2 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #298 | strange shiny disc | 15 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |